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1:45
Sunday, November 25

ZODION

"You've reached Maaa-yaaa~! Let's speak positively! Your messages should be optimistic!"

Please specify game and format!

• zodion: via devices, with video/voice/text & voicemail components
  
• proximabeta: via devices, with video/voice/text(messaging) & voicemail components
  
• cityofariel: via microchips, that mentally convey video/audio/text messages

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voice;

[heartboobs]

[Maya herself is still recovering from two full days of doing adult things with adult men who she really didn't know too well (but it all went okay because she is an adult and she's done many adult things with different adult partners by now). Not that that would be obvious in her voice, though, as it's as cheerful and bubbly as ever...]

Yes? What is it, Jun-kun~?

[...wherever she's talking from at the moment.]

voice; 1/3??

[watch]

[ well maybe when he becomes an adult he will be better at coping with these things. he hopes. someday.

there's a long pause while he tries to gather his thoughts, what he wants to say and how to say it. he feels guilty for taking it without asking—even if it did have his name on it god why—and feels guiltier for doing something they've always been told is Bad and would ruin their lives.

(though at this point it's not like their lives could get ruined any more than they already have so who cares?) ]

Ah, well... a-are you having a good day? I mean—

voice;

[watch]

[ WAIT NOPE THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO ASK WHEN THERE'S CLEARLY MYSTICAL FUCKERY GOING AROUND HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO IT NOPE HE'S NOT READY TO BE A MAN AND ASK THOSE QUESTIONS

]

No, what I meant is—um...

voice;

[watch]

[ he clears his throat. there's never been a worse person at pretending he didn't do something he wasn't supposed to be doing to someone whose opinion he values deeply. ]

I wanted to ask you about something I found in your room.

voice; wow are you high too

[heartboobs]

[Oh.]

Y--

[Oh.]

Y-Yeah? Go... go on! It's fine.

[Did he find her secret stash of condoms? Or her hot undies just kidding she isn't embarrassed about those? Did she leave her device in her room at some point?! Did he see the picture of Shizuo's ass?? Did he find a conversation of her asking Claire for sex??? Did she carry man smell home with her and it lingered in her room like a cursed reminder of her broken pure nee-san status???? It's not like she'd ever actually have a partner inside that bedroom with her HAHAHAHAHA, but that doesn't mean her carefully-guarded sex life can't leave a few incriminating traces for Jun to pick up on! It's a possibility, isn't it? Especially in her room, her most intimate spot, of all places!

Maya was reassured and relaxed and saw nothing wrong at first. Now she's not... so... sure... she should be feeling that way at all.]

voice; i wish

[watch]

We... we were in there looking for [ insert something totally innocent and normal here because we haven't gotten to that in the log yet ]... but I found... um. A bag. With my name on it.

[ he's crying internally. hopefully she'll know what he's talking about from that. ]

voice;

[heartboobs]

... A bag? With your name on it?

[She really doesn't do much besides echo Jun's words, initially. There's a long pause that follows in which Maya puts forth her best effort into trying to figure out exactly what he means. Give her a minute--]

Oh! Oh, you're talking about the bag on my dresser, right? [She smiles! It's pretty obvious in her voice, and he might be able to hear the sound of her smacking a fist down onto an open palm in glee.] I'm so glad!

voice;

[watch]

[ edit: turns out they went in there to clean so pretend he said that instead ]

U-Umm...

[ no no no no. no. she must not know what it is. he's sure of it now. ]

Yeah, that. What did you think was in that bag, Maya...?

voice;

[heartboobs]

What else, silly? A present for you~! A new flower... or plant... or something. I forgot to give it to you for so long! So I'm so happy you found it!

voice;

[watch]

[ c-crying... ]

Where did you get it from? If it's not too rude to ask.

voice;

[heartboobs]

But it is too rude to ask! That's like wanting me to tell you how much the price tag was!

[except in this case it was literally free, so who knows what she's going on about]

I have my connections.

voice;

[watch]

[ rudeness is usually a deterrent for jun, but not this time. his voice becomes more serious now. ]

Yeah, but... I'm getting the feeling you didn't really know what it was when you got it. Other than a plant, I mean. What kind of plant.

voice;

[heartboobs]

Well, it's your job to have fun with that part... right?

voice;

[watch]

[ they had so much fun with it maya, you don't even know ]

Whoever gave it to you didn't tell you that it was... um... drugs.

voice;

[heartboobs]

[wait WHAT]

Wait! What?! Jun-kun?

voice;

[watch]

Yeah...

[ he can't think of anything else to say but he kind of wants to sink into the ground right now. ]

voice;

[heartboobs]

B-But why would my good pal TJ knowingly give me drugs?! This... This doesn't make any sense at all!

[Yeah, sink into the ground, you belligerent child.]

voice;

[watch]

That TJ guy, huh...

[ well, jun always did think he was kinda funny looking like Stoner Tony at the accessories shop. ]

I don't know. He must have thought you knew what it was, right?

voice; HAHAHA

[heartboobs]

No! No, that's not what I meant, Jun-kun! TJ was such a nice and responsible and polite man who always looked out for me! He doesn't do drugs! There's just no way!

voice;

[watch]

[ oh ouch shlksdfkl sob... shame sets in... ]

W-Well... it was definitely a drug.

voice;

[heartboobs]

E-Ehh...

[Unfortunately for Jun, it is now that a particular question occurs to Maya.]

How can you be so sure?

voice;

[watch]

[ ............................ ]

We, um... cross-referenced it with one of my plant books...

voice;

[heartboobs]

Oh, of course. Just, er... just put it right back where you got it from, then. Okay? The whole thing. Don't touch it. I'll throw it all away as soon as I get home.

And I'll buy a new plant on the way to make it up to you.

voice;

[watch]

[ ]

I-It's okay, we already threw it out... so you don't have to worry about it.

voice;

[heartboobs]

[ ]

Really? Good! I'm happy! Ahahaha! I don't know what I would do if someone had actually used it!